All posts tagged "Monday Awesomeness"

  • Heat thesis

    It's been so hot a number of people have become several shades darker while others cannot risk taking their children out into the sun lest they get roasted and fried by the unrelenting sunshine. Two or three...

    • Posted March 16, 2015
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  • Lentism

    Lentism is the practice of curving out some kind of association with the 40-day Christian period of fasting with the intention of convincing oneself and all those around one that the association makes one a better person,...

    • Posted March 9, 2015
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  • Swimming with Blue Whales

    First of all, I am not a fan of water; in fact, I hate it. I shower once or twice everyday but I stay away from bathtubs, swimming pools, ponds, lakes, rivers, waterlogged potholes, seas, oceans and...

    • Posted February 23, 2015
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  • To My Unborn Boy

    Listen little fella, this is your father writing to you. You are not yet born and we are not yet sure who your mother will be but I am writing to you anyway. Don't ask why I...

    • Posted February 16, 2015
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  • A Valentine Death – Part II

    Most times when someone is telling a rather long story that has no end anywhere in sight, they break it up and hoodwink people into subscribing for a sequel. This is what I am doing right here,...

    • Posted February 9, 2015
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